Welcome to The Mocking Circus!

We’re not sure what happens here either. But that’s half the fun, isn’t it?

Step inside and prepare for a spectacle of absurdity—where Mr. Marmot foretells your questionable future, the Blimey Board spits out wisdom (or nonsense), and surprises lurk behind every metaphorical curtain.

Expect the unexpected, embrace the ridiculous, and remember: serious people need not apply.

Fuzzy Logic, But No Plan

Mr. Marmot, that most enigmatic of creatures—entertainer, entrepreneur, prophet, and, when the mood strikes, an unapologetic scoundrel. Picture this: a scrappy, waistcoated rodent with the smooth-talking bravado of a seasoned con artist—he could sell you your own grandmother twice and make you feel grateful for the opportunity. That top hat? Tilted just enough to seem respectable. That grin? The kind that suggests he’s already three steps ahead—or, more likely, making it up as he goes. And his reputation? Well, let’s just say Mr. Marmot always seems to know a little too much about everyone’s business.

His biggest problem? It’s never making money—it’s keeping it. Deals slip through his paws, fortunes vanish overnight, and there’s always some “misunderstanding” with the wrong sort of people. But don’t worry. He always turns up. Eventually. Usually when he has run out of money.

Back To The Future

Vintage technology is still alive and kicking. And let’s be real—nothing says ‘I’m ready to experience life in its full, unnecessary depth’ quite like putting on a pair of old-school 3D glasses. Whether you’re digging through drawers, raiding your childhood memories, or just strapping them on like a mad scientist about to crash a party, we salute you. But for those who demand excellence, authenticity, and a good excuse to flex on their friends—we’ve got you covered.

Introducing The Mocking Podcast’s limited-edition, hand-stamped, hand-numbered papyrian 3D glasses. Because why settle for cheap plastic when you can pay way too much for a gimmick with a personal touch? Each pair comes with a unique number, a subtle hint of regret, and the lingering question—‘Did I really just spend $100 on this?’ Yes. Yes, you did. We might even throw in a strand of Mr.Marmot’s hair.

We’re kidding – or are you interested?

The Banter Bar

Alex: „Well, here we are. The Circus.“

Jamie: „Oi, more like a madhouse in here. Did you see the squirrel already?“

Alex: „It’s a MARMOT, Jamie. And he’s still hiding. I heard he busted his crystal balls last night.“

Jamie: „Oh. Ouch. Like I said, madhouse. Speaking of which… THE FAT KNIGHT is coming our way.“

Alex: „Right. Time to leg it!“

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